Thursday, September 14, 2006
Clara's Motivational Study Guide (CMSG)Weird.
msg sound like some seasoning.lol.
Anyways here is my much needed
(or so i like to think)
study guide!!
Because now I'm in the midst of my prelims..
It has just started and already I'm running out
of motivation to study.
And in case you were wondering,NO.
The word motivational does not mean
sweet words of encouragement.
The word motivational is to make people
think that it'll be stuff like
(cues song "I believe I can fly")
You can do it!!!! Believe in yourself!!!
One day you'll soar...like an eagle!!!
You'll make it!! You be No.1 !!!
UH.
(cuts off music)
Seriously, I still stick by my concept:
If you tell yourself that you can do it 10000000..
whatever. A gazillion times.
You'll still be a failure unless you get your
lazy butt off the chair and start studying.
The word motivational is to trick
people into buying this guide when
it gets published one fine day.
But Shhh..lets not tell them
this little detail alright?
And as the privileged readers
of my blog, you get the darned thing for
free.Because I only took 40 seconds
to conjure this whole thing up.
So its only worth like..$0.05
But when I publish it I'll ask the publisher
to make the font extra big.Like this:
Testing.There.So it'll take up more pages.
And on the front cover will
be a bigass picture of an eagle.
Or maybe a sunflower.
Or even a sunrise.
Cause somehow that's what people
like to see.
Anyway, without further ado..
the silly thing.
That will be a bestseller one day,
mind you.
1)Never hope to get through anexamination without studyingjust because you think that you'llbe able to crap your way through.Nah-uh.
Bombastic words + crap
still equals to crap.
E.g for geography.
Scripts are marked according
to the points.
1 point=1 mark.
0 points=0.2)No matter how powerful your brain is,you still need to revise.I think that our brains have a limit.
Just think. How many facts
are stored in your brain??
BILLIONS.
You have to remember stuff
like your name, your favourite
colour, where you live and whatnot.
Plus education..
I have a naggng suspicion
that whenever new thoughts come
in, some old ones leave to
make room.
So you have to revise your work,
you lazy bum!3)Have the end in mind.I cannot stress how important
it is to know where you are headed.
And I mean long term.
What are your aspirations??
And I hereby quote:
People who fail to plan
plan to fail.
Simple e.g:
Two dogs are told to keep on running.
One dog is headed home,
back to the loving arms of
his owner.
The other dog has no clue where
it is going.So it just runs.
Who will stop running first?
Duh.The second dog.Why?
Because it has no motivation
to keep on going!!
Because it has no driving force
behind it!!4)Remember: You CANNOT turnback time.Stop having that never-mind-lah-
exam-nia attitude.
You can't change what you have done.
If you screw up, you have screwed up.
And who can you blame??
Yourself, dummy.
5)You want to live in regret forthe rest of your life issit??!!Trust me, regret is the worst feeling
that one can ever experience.
To know that you could have done
something..but didn't.
And now you wish that you could
turn back time, but you can't.
Life does not equal to Harry Potter.
Spinning a cute little thing
will not turn back time,
even if you spin till your fingers
break.TADA!!Short, isn't it?But oh well..I'm satisfied with it.And that wraps up CMSG!!Coming to you in all GOOD bookstores.I stress good because only the stooopidones will not accept it.Something tells me none will, though..TATA!!clara.
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