Friday, March 30, 2007
FREAKY PEOPLE.yay i found time to post >.<
off till thursday.
lunch with my much-missed friends
this sunday!
short post today,
cos i just wanted to get this out
of my system.
today i finished work early,
reached the station near my house
at 10 30pm.
my parents are in cell group till now,
so i decided to cab home.
as i was at the taxi stand,
blasting evanescence on my player,
i got approached by this guy.
he looked....stupid.
you know how some people
just look dumb?
yup.
he said:Hi, I'm ryan(or bryan.i couldn't care less)
I'm doing a free portfolio,
and we're looking for faces.
I would really like you to be in it.
he stuck out his hand.
i didn't want to shake his hand.
i don't particularly like touching
strangers.who knows if they're clean
or have TB or something right?
i said:sorry.i'm not interested.
he suddenly looked desperate.
(what, did he think i was gonna
fall on my knees and beg him to accept me?)
he said urgently:but its free.
SO WHAT IF ITS FREE?
i was thinking.
so if you give me a pile of cow dung,
i'm supposed to take it cos its FREE??!!
besides,you don't look trustable AT ALL.
i said again:i'm REALLY not interested.
sorry.
at this point his hand was still stuck out for me to shake.
he then said:Please.Just shake my hand.
i think at about this time i adopted
a WTF?!!! look on my face.
i said:NO.
and plugged back my mp3.
he still kept asking me to
"just shake his hand."
i must have said "NO" 3 more times.
a cab came and i gleefully darted into it and sped off.
WHERE TO FIND THIS TYPE OF
PEOPLE YOU TELL ME.
they must be from mars.
he is super desperate or something.
its as though i'm the last remaining remnant
of buddha and one touch, *poof*
enlightenment.
do i look like buddha's toenail?
on a more serious note,
NEVER ever trust such people.
why?
1)no namecard.
which means..
2)no company.
WHICH means..
3)cheater.
which means...
4)danger.
puh-lease.
even if (0.001%)
he does belong to some agency,
WHY is he talent-scouting at night?!
doesn't make much sense.
humans aren't nocturnal.
and
WHY is he the only one?
no other colleague.
GIRLS.
Don't ever believe such people.
guys too, on second thought.
this world is tainted with trashy people.
Clara.
10:53 PM