Tuesday, October 31, 2006
I just realised that I am allergic toone part of my most favourite foodin one particular form.I can't eat raw egg yolk.I just did, and just like a few days back, my ears are supertingly, my chest hurts likekwefhiwbhwand my throat tightens,making it hard for me to breathe.Eggs are, no, were my fav food,right next to mushrooms.SIGH.16 more days, we'll throw it all away.
Thanks michelle;
Pulchritudinous eh??
Not very in my opinion ;)
11:36 PM
Monday, October 30, 2006
Today was chinese.
Was it easy?
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
NO.
My mum and aunt went to taka
yesterday.And I went with them, my dad,
and met my sis after she was done
with her work shift.
My mum wanted to collect stuff
from Louis Vuitton, and my aunt
wanted to repair stuff.
So..I went in too.
They are so rich, they
employ men to stand at the glass doors
and greet you.
I can't buy anything from there
till I have some form of income because
1) No money.
2) Wouldn't squander my dad's $$ away like that.
Unspeakable!! tsktsk.
warning:very fake french 'accent'.
remembered it from harry potter.
Why? Because LV is paris.
Everything screams 'chic' and 'fashionista'.
Believe moi, buy zis and yoo shall be
asset reech.
(Few thousand each!!)
Zis is ze most beautifoo belt I have ever seeen.
The pink one on ze extreme right.
$680. Any takers??
And then I see de most gorgeous pair of schmoos
EVER. (I mean shoes. The one with the ribbons)
The prices are ridiculously extravagant.
My mum and aunt were done
after half an hour.
So I took one last glance at the impeccably
designed place, before walking away.
Without looking back.
Thank you for visiting my blog!!
Photolog cos I'm..heh rushing.
Study for Chem prac tmr!!
So...
Rainbow will escort you out!!
You might want to put on your gloves,
dahling.This one bites.
Out--
Clara.
6:01 PM
Sunday, October 29, 2006
I am not perfect
BUT
I am perfect for you.
Por siempre
For always.
1:12 AM
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Thank you God.
For the wonderous rain that washed away
the moronic haze.
My babies are out again.
After..3 weeks??
Yeah.
The stars, silly.
But if you look twice,
you'll see its all lies.
10:07 PM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
The O's are looming just ahead.
I really have to kick into gear, yannoe?
So I'll be blogging very,very little.
Most likely not at all. =(
But don't wory, after the Os
I'll have all the time in the world to
flood you all with more entries.
So..
Tata!!
p/s: its kind of funny how people are planning
post-exam activities when its pre-exam now..
p/s 2:A common scenario.
Girl A and Girl B.
A:Look at that girl! She is so pretty!
B:Aiyah, put makeup one lah.
I don't put makeup you know!!
Sigh.
B is all like acting so holy
just because she is Au natural.
And B takes comfort in the fact
that she doesn't use makeup.
B uses that fact to console herself
whenever she sees a pretty, made-up
girl.
Why, may I ask?
Simple.
B feels that there is still room for
improvement for herself,
that maybe, an ugly duckling can become
a swan with make-up.
No, No, and NO.
Make-up enhances, not changes.
If make-up is that effective,
why was plastic surgery invented?
Fugly people would then
be able to look like http://dawnyang.com.
Haha.
Dream on.
p/s 3:
Just had to paint that scenario, sorry!
And bye!
Clara.
3:45 PM
Sunday, October 08, 2006
You know,
only recently, this year,
have I really begun to appreciate
Asian beauty.
In the past, I used to think
that western actresses were
the prettiest.
But that has changed.
I still do think that western actresses
are drop-dead gorgeous,
but I have begun to
realise that Asian actresses,
especially Korean ones,
have their own beauty too.
And boy can they hold their own
again western actresses.
Here is my FAV korean actress.
No plastic surgery, mind you.
And that's very rare in the korean
entertainment industry.
Tada!
Kim Tae Hee.
Isn't she cute??
Her teeth are so white.
I bet she bleached them.
Korean actresses are so fair.
How do they do it??
I read in an article that whitening
products do not whiten your skin.
They only help to bring
out your natural skin colour.
Which is true.
So sorry if you are born dark!
The worst part is that not only
are they fair, they are also TRANSLUCENT!
Which is veryvery nice.
It gives such a nice radiant,
glowing quality to their skin.
So pretty....
Her brother Lee wan
is very handsome too.
When I went to H.K,
many pictures of her were everywhere.
She must be quite big there, considering
that she endorses LG.
Now you know why I bought my phone.
hehe.
Ok,
gotta go.
Total eye-candy post, huh?
4:25 PM
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Good going, wind.
Thank you for blowing the dreaded
pollution from the hot spots over
to our little island.
Thank you.
For my sore throat and cold.
I jotted this down before assembly.
This silly yet common scenario...
*Pardon my sarcasm and singlish!
It..builds the..atmosphere?
***Three stars mean that I'm
about to do a plain ol' logic check.OW.
Scenario:
A guy ( A ) is helping his good friend ( B )
to ask out a girl. ( C )
Usually, when a guy expresses his 'love'
for someone and is feeling all (aww)
confused and whatnot,
he can always rely on his friends for HELP!
They will go:
Never mind lah. I will help you.
Sure can one.
And A would walk over, as cocky as
a rooster.
C refuses, and expresses her disinterest.
A starts to sweat. Suddenly this
task isn't as easy after all...
But still, he perserveres.
How can he let his good buddy down?
Out of desperation, A says:
Please leh.. B has been infatuated
with you since...._________.
***Puh-lease.
SO?!
WHY should C accept B ?
Its not like she asked him to fall
for her, right??
WHY must C pay for B's mistake??
B made a choice.
He must not make others
compromise to fit his choice.
Duh.
Its a C H O I C E.
Not F A T E.
Load of bull, I tell you.
When a guy falls for a girl.
The girl doesn't like him,
but he persists.
NO means NO ok?
You mean one day she will wake
up and say:
OH, I suddenly LOVE you!
That would only happen
if you struck the Big Sweep
Lottery the previous day.
Its even worse when the guy
tries to push away the fact
that he is stubborn
by blaming it on...
TADA! Uncontrollable circumstances.
"It must be heaven telling
me that our hearts are entwined."
HAHAHA.
Let me laugh in your face.
If you are a stubborn old mule,
then just admit it.
Love is a choice,
not something forced onto you,
or something that
"you cannot help."
Don't play the victim.
You'll just come off
as ANNOYING, STUBBORN,
and DESPERATE.
All of which are EXTREMELY
undesirable qualities for
any living creature.
Ok.
Back to the story.
A is fighting a losing battle.
( Trust me, when a girl says
she is not interested, she ISN'T. )
C is getting nervous now.
"Why so long ar?" he wonders.
A tries again.
He emphasises on B's
infatuation with C.
***Can you force love?
NO, my friend.
Forced love=Buying a foreign wife.
B should go shopping
in a third world nation.
C, of course...
says NO!!
Now, A walks back to B,
feeling incredibly like a failure.
But NO!
Didn't he boast about asking C out
to be an easy task?
He must not lose face.
So he tells B :
She needs more time lah.
Sure can one.No prob man!
Now, A is a smart person.
He befriends C.
Gets her number, msn, e-mail.
So he can send her those
"Someone is thinking of you , like, NOW!"
sorta e-mail.
And because girls are such
nice creatures,
even if we dislike a person,
we treat them like they
are our acquaintance.
Neutral.
And A tries to ask C again.
C refuses again.
***I absolutely cannot stand people
who befriend their crushes' friends/
relatives/family JUST to
snoop around, or to "build friendships."
Most of the time, though, its to
USE them as a messenger.
You know, to pass bo-liao messages.
"He asks you what time you'll
be on msn today"
I'm not assuming that all such
friendships are FAKE.
But the person set out
with the mindset to find a messenger.
If along the way, he likes his
messenger, then FINE.
They shall be friends!
(See, I'm not that mean.)
These people are
snivelling little weasels.
At the end of the day,
C still refuses.
WHAT did I tell you huh?
Love cannot be forced.
And if you are a guy,
and you happen to be using one
of the above moves,
DON'T THINK GIRLS
ARE BLIND OK?!
We see all this.
And we poke fun at you.
Why?
Because, in our eyes,
a guy has to know what is NO.
If you having been following
the Channel 8 9pm Lawyer series,
you should know it very well.
Persistence usually never pays
off in one-sided relationships.
And rejection usually occurs
when you're not of the other
person's calibre.
(You're not of acceptable standard, hello!)
I strongly suggest that you
should look for someone your
own standard.
To prevent any heartache.
(See, I'm not that cruel.)
Oks.
Time to study.
Think over what I say.
They are, trust me, words of wisdom.
Even if you court an uninterested
girl for 10 years, give her beautiful
flowers, etc.
Let me ask you:
Will she, on one fine day,
say this:
Thank you for buying me flowers
all these years!! Sorry for ignoring you
all these years!! I suddenly love you!!
lets marry!!!
Well, don't be deluded.
that's never gonna happen.
My handphone bill is running high,
I don't have free messages ( hear hear!)
So if you're gonna ask me non-urgent
stuff, tag.Thank you and have
a fantastic day ahead.Or night.Whatever.
(Best friends and church matters are exceptions)
Clara.
9:35 PM
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
I have a fever =(
37.7 and rising.
Why, you may ask.
Well,
my mum forgot to switch on the water heater.
i slept 4 hours the previous night.
and then...i woke up to a freezing shower.
=:::(
I bet army treatment isn't that bad mann...
I feel so cold in my bones,
but i'm perspiring like mad.
HMPH!
Sulkily yours,
Clara.
5:10 PM
Monday, October 02, 2006
I'm very lazy to blog.
And I should be studying.
(haha, don't laugh D!)
So, being the lazy person that I am,
I shall upload some nice photos
from my phone and leave my poor
readers to try and make sense of them .
muahaha!!
Ze study corner.
Very vampy shot!
Vertigo.
haha! bye!
expect a more meaningful post..soon ya?
sympathy.does not always pay off.
5:59 PM
